Rules if Bar Drinking:
1) If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you. But, if she buys you a drink, she likes you.
2) If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.
3) After your sixth drink, do not look at yourself in the mirror. It will shake your confidence.
4) If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar …Preferably during happy hour.
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