Show Some Respect ....

An office was walking to the PX when he stopped a soldier saying, "Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?"

"Sure, buddy," replied the enlisted man.

"That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again!" said the officer.

Pulling his shoulders back he said, "Soldier. Do you have change for a dollar?"

Coming to attention the enlisted man responded, "No, SIR!"