Marry a Greek?

A young Jewish woman comes home and tells her parents she is in love and she plans to get married with Greek man. She wondered if they might not approve because he's not her religion.

"You're right," the parents say. "We don't approve."

"But he has two billion dollars," she says.

"Well …… that's different," the parents tell her.

One month after the wedding the young woman comes to her parent's home and says she wants to get a divorce. "All he is interested in is anal sex. My touchas used to be the size of a dime," she says. "Now it's the size of half a dollar."

"This Greek man is a billionaire," her parents say, "and you want to divorce him over just forty cents?"