May 25, 2008

Ex-Husband

A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and saw a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asked, "I notice you've been watching that man for sometime now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replied, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable," the husband replied. "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

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