May 25, 2008

Raffle Winners

Bubba and Earl, two rednecks from West Virginia were in a local Wal-Mart and they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. Theybought five tickets each at a dollar a pop.

The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Earl won 1st prize, a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti. Bubba won 6th prize, a toilet brush.

About a week or so later when the men met back at Wal-Mart, Bubba asked Earl how he liked his prize, to which Earl replied, "Great, I love spaghetti!"

Earl asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?"

"Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna go back to paper."

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