Management Lesson

John desperately wanted to have sex with a woman in his office, but she was married and just wasn’t interested in an affair.

One day John got so frustrated he called her into his office and said, "I'll give you a $1,000 if you let me have sex with you."

Without hesitation she replied, “NO.”

"I'll be fast,” he told her. “I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down. I'll be finished by the time you pick it up"

Weakening somewhat she said, "I'll have to ask my husband." She pulled out her cell phone, called her husband and told him the story.

Her husband thought for about two seconds, excited about the idea of some easy money, and then replied, "Ask him for $2,000. When he throws it on the floor, quickly pick up the money and run. He won't even be able to get his pants down.

So with her husband’s agreement she accepted the proposal. Half an hour later her husband still hadn't heard from her. So he called, and called, and called. No answer.

Finally after a long hour she answered.

"What happened?" her husband asked anxiously.

"The bastard used coins."

Management Lesson - "Always consider a business proposal in it's entirety before agreeing to it. Otherwise, you might get screwed."