November 23, 2008

What's Your Name?

A man (probably a lawyer) scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," he told her. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most - cars and men."

"What's your name?" she asked.

He sipped his drink and replied, "WhiskyTits."

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