A skinny little white guy went into an elevator, looked up and saw this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy saw the little guy staring at him, looked down and said, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, TurnerBrown."
The little white man fainted and fell to the floor.
The big guy knelt down and brought him to by shaking him. The big guy said, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy said, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude replied, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy said, "Turner Brown? Oh my gawd, I thought you said, "Turn around."
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