With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby. She was discharged from the hospital and went home.
Very soon her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked.
"Not yet," said the mother. "I'll make coffee and we can visit fora while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," said the mother.
After another fifteen minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied the new mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when can we see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" the mother shouted at them.
They demanded to know why they had to wait until the baby cried.
"BECAUSE,” she said. “I forgot where I put him."
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