November 16, 2008

Pro Choice ...

A Baptist Preacher was seated next to a cowboy on a flight over Texas.

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which the flight attendant brought and placed before him.

Then the attendant asked the preacher if he would like a drink.

Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute than let liquor touch my lips."


The cowboy handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."

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