A Story of Newlyweds

John and Nancy had just flown to their honeymoon destination in Daytona Beach in Florida. They found their hotel room but decided to refresh themselves with a dip in the hotel pool.

Nancy must have dropped a few pounds due to the pre-wedding jitters, because each time she dove into the pool, she lost either the top or bottom of her skimpy new bikini. They had the pool to themselves, so they just laughed and retrieved the pieces, having fun as newlyweds would do.

Later they dressed for dinner and went down to the hotel restaurant.   Waiting for a table in the dining room they sat in the lounge with all the other guests and ordered drinks.   The bartender was exceptionally nice and was quite attentive to Nancy.

Above the bar was a huge, empty, glistening fish tank. Curious, John asked, "Why is such a beautiful fish tank empty?"

The bartender grinned from ear to ear as he glanced at Nancy and replied, "That's not a fish tank … it's the swimming pool."