Listening at the Airport ...

This past week we spent some time in airports … just standing around waiting for a flight and waiting to be jammed into a sardine can for a couple of hours at a time. We spent some time listening in on other people’s conversations and picked up these gems …

A mother to her son …

You are NOT stupid. I just think that sometimes you have bad luck when thinking.


Two women talking …

I hate it when people say, “He’s a nice person once you get to know him. They might as well just say, he’s a total ass-wipe, but you’ll get used to it.


Two men having a political argument …

I can eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument that you are making.


One salesman to another …

My nickname is Laxative … I make shit happen!


A man to his wife …

I am NOT an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.
I’m a drunk … we go to parties.


One flight attendant to another while waiting for their flight …

I want to like people, really I do … But they are just so damned stupid!


Eavesdropping can be fun and enlightening …