What Do YOU Want to Be?

A teacher asks the kids in her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Of course, the first hand up was Johnny’s. “Well Johnny,” said the teacher, very concerned about what he might say, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Johnny stood and looked around the room, "I Wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch, give her a Ferrari that costs over a million dollars, give her an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe along with an Infinite visa card and make love to her three times a day."

The teacher, not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. She looks around the room and says, “And you, Maria?”

Maria stood and said, “Ma’am, I have no doubt. I want to be Johnny's bitch.”