Thoughts on LIFE ...

EIGHT THOUGHTS ON LIFE:

Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 7

Good Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 6

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you don’t see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

Number 5

Give a Person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a Person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 4

Health Nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the Hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather.   It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird.   Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And … The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno Peppers - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.