These are actual ads seen in ''The Villages''
Florida newspaper.
FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious voluptuous blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
Sexy, fashion-conscious voluptuous blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who
has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, Fainting,
shortness of breath, not a problem.
SERENITY NOW:
I am into
solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
Meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE:
Active
grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to
rock, still want to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights, and always enjoy
playing the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
MEMORIES:
I can usually
remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.
MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932 model,
high mileage, good condition, some hair.
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
Many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
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