Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is on a plane in
economy class going to DC. She gets up and moves to the first class section and
sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see
her ticket. She tells the Congresswoman that she paid for economy class and
that she will have to sit in the back.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm socialist, I'm
beautiful, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the
pilot and co-pilot that there is a Democrat sitting in first class that belongs
in economy and won’t move back to her seat.
The co-pilot goes back to Cortez and tries to explain
that, because she only paid for economy, she will have to leave first class and
return to economy.
Cortez replies, "I'm a Democrat, I'm beautiful, I'm
socialist, I'm going to DC and I'm staying right here.”
The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have
the police waiting when they land to arrest the Congresswoman who won’t listen
to reason.
The pilot says, "You say she is a socialist Democrat?
I'll handle this. I'm married to a liberal. I speak socialist."
He goes back to the Democrat and whispers in her ear, and
she says, "Oh, I'm sorry.", then gets up and goes back to her seat in
economy.
The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked
him what he said to her to make her move without any fuss.
"I told her, First class isn’t going to D.C.”
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