Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday
morning service, and she's in tears.
The Father says, “So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?”
She says, “Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband
passed away last night.”
The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me
child, did he have any last requests?”
She says, “That he did, Father.”
The priest says, “What did he ask, Mary?”
Looking at her shoes, Mary said, “He said, Please Mary,
put down that gun.”
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