What Can You Give Me For It?

A cowboy walked into a drug store in northeast Oklahoma and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and she and her sister owned the store.  She explained to the cowboy that there were no males employed there. She asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female druggist assured him that she was utterly qualified and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy agreed and began by saying, “This is tough for me to discuss, but, you see, I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So, I was wondering what you could give me for it.”

The pharmacist said, “Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.”

When she returned, she said, “We’ve discussed it at length, and the absolute best we can do is as follows:  A third ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses.”