Beaudreaux's Boat

Thibodaux was driving his car past Beaudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "Boat For Sale." He marches up to Beaudreaux's front porch, raps on the door, and Beaudreaux opens it.

Thibodaux say, "Beaudreaux! How long we ban frands?"

Beaudreaux say, "Well.......all our lives."

Thibodaux say, "Why don't you tole me you gotta boat?"

Beaudreaux say, "I ain't gotta boat!"

Thibodaux say, "Da' sign say, "BOAT FOR SALE."

Beaudreaux say, "OH-NO Thibodaux ! See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over dare?"

Thibodaux say, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck."

Beaudreaux say, "See dat ol' washer machine?"

Thibodaux say, "Yas, I see dat ol' washer machine."

Beaudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale."