A guy goes to the Patents Office with some designs. He speaks with the clerk and says, "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle."
Clerk: That's interesting. What do you call it?
Inventor: I call it a fottle.
Clerk: That's rather a silly name. Can you think of something else?
Inventor: I'll think about it. I've got something else here, a folding carton.
Clerk: And what do you call that?
Inventor: A farton.
Clerk: Oh no ...that sounds rude. You can't possibly use that name.
Inventor: Gee, you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket.
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