December 02, 2007

Snow White

One day, the seven dwarfs left to go work in the mine. Snow White
stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with
the lunch, she found that there had been a terrible cave in.

Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out,
hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs had survived.

"Hello, hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello?"

For quite a while there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White
called again, "Hello. Is anyone down there?"

Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice
from deep in the mine.

The voice said, "Vote for Hillary. Vote for Hillary."

Snow White, very relieved, screamed out, "Oh, thank God. At least
Dopey is still alive!"

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