A tough, old cowboy was asked by his grandson how to live a long life.
"The secret of living a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder on
your oatmeal every morning," the grizzled man replied.
The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93. When
he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great grandchildren
and … a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
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