December 13, 2007

I Can Bend It

Two old drunks were hanging out at their favorite bar.

The first one says, "You know, when I was 30 and got an erection, I couldn't bend it with both hands. By the time I was 40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard. By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?" says the second drunk.

"Well," says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get."

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