Amish Wedding

An Amish couple had just been married and had gone to a hotel for their honeymoon. The Amish man went to the front desk and asked for a room. He told the desk clerk that this occasion was very special to them and they needed a good room.

The clerk asked if he wanted “the bridal.”

The Amish fellow thought about it a while and then replied, “No, I guess not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used to it.”