November 11, 2007

Drunk on a Bus

A drunk gets on to a bus and pointing to the middle of the bus starts yelling, “From here to the right, everybody is an asshole. From here to the left, everybody is a son of a bitch!”

One angry passenger stands and replies "Wait a minute! I am not an asshole!"

The drunk shouts back, "So move to the other side then!"

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