Two elderly residents, one male and one female, are sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looks over and says to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5, I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looks surprised but doesn't say a word.
The old man continues, "For $10, I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there. But for $20, I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life.
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple of minutes, she starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room?" asks the old man.
"Hell No!" replies the old babe. "I want it four times in the rocking chair."
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