November 11, 2007

I R S

1. What do you say when you find 25 I.R.S. agents buried up to their chins in cement?
Not enough cement.

2. What do you call 25 skydiving I.R.S. agents?
Skeet.

3. What's brown and looks really good on an I.R.S. agent?
A Doberman.

4. What's the difference between an I.R.S. agent and a mosquito?
One is a bloodsucking parasite. The other is an insect.

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