There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying, "Free Sex with Fill-up."
Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10 and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
The Redneck guessed eight and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was seven. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time.”
Some time thereafter, the same redneck, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed two this time, and the proprietor said,"Sorry, it was three. You were close but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away the driver's buddy said, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sex."
The redneck explained to his friend, "No, it's not rigged -- my wife won twice last week."
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