Three old men are discussing their sex lives.
The Italian man says, "Lasta week, my wife and I hada great sex. Ima rubbed her body all over with olive oil, we makea passionate love, and shesa screamed for 5 minutes at the end."
The Frenchman boasts, "Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she screamed for 15 minutes."
The old Jewish man says, "Vell, last week my wife and I had sex too. I rubbed her body all over mitt chicken schmaltz (kosher chicken fat), ve mait lovf, and she screamed for 6 hours."
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They replied,"What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for 6 hours?"
"Simple," he told them. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
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