November 11, 2007

Fair Is Fair

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife and she directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

A little confused she says, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He tells her, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers and says ‘Because it is Soooooo much cheaper to roll your own.’ So, I figure that if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"

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