Poor Boudreaux

A very drunk patron at a bar is trying to impress everyone with his fighting ability. "I'm trained in every hand-to-hand combat there is," he says.

To further prove his point, he walks up to Boudreaux, who happened to be in the bar, and whops him behind the neck!

"Karate chop from China," the drunk says.

Poor Boudreaux gets up off the floor and sits back in his seat, saying nothing.

The big man hits him again. "Judo form Japan."

Li'l ol' Boudreaux once again picks himself up off the floor and continues sipping his beer.

The man grabs him, putting Boudreaux in a state of suspended animation. "That's a nerve pinch from Korea."

After a few minutes, Boudreaux is able to move again. Instead of getting back on his bar stool, he walks out.

Ten minutes later he walks in with a large board in his hands and hits the drunk square in the head with the board, laying him flat out on the floor.

Looking down at his tormentor, Boudreaux says, "Two-by-four from Home Depot."