January 28, 2008

Hillary is pregnant

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out
that she is pregnant.

She is furious... Here she is in the middle of her first run for
President as Senator for New York and this has happened to her.

She calls home. Bill answers the phone and she immediately
starts screaming:

"How could you have let this happen? With all that's going on right
now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can't believe this!
I've just found out I'm five weeks pregnant and it's all your fault!
Well, what have you got to say?"

There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, "Did you hear me?"

Finally she hears Bill's very, very quiet voice in a barely audible
whisper, and he asks, "Who is this?

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