A woman bought a new Lexus LS400. She returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" He spoke to the car radio, "Nelson!"
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
She drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say,"Beethoven," she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a older couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
"ASSHOLES!" she yelled, and the French National Anthem, sung by theDixie Chicks, began to play.
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