January 13, 2008

Old and Forgetful

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch then left the restaurant after finishing their meal. The elderly woman left her glasses on the table but she didn't miss them until they were back on the road. By then, they had traveled quite a distance and even farther before they could find a place to turn around.

Her grouchy old husband fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant. He just wouldn't let up one minute.

When they finally arrived at the restaurant and the woman got out of the car to retrieve her glasses, the geezer yelled to her ........... "While you're in there, you might as well get my hat!"

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