7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present
for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s
birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate
at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never
ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought
her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the
purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're
sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model
and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed
to kick another guy in the nuts.
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