Hooker

Boudreaux was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the
shadows.

"Twenty dollars..."she whispers to Boudreaux.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but he decides, what the hell,
it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes and are going "at it" for a minute when all
of a sudden a policeman shines his flashlight right in their faces and
says, "What's going on here, people?"

"I'm making love to my wife," Boudreaux answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know."

"Well," Boudreaux says, "needer did I til you shined dat light in her
face."