January 28, 2008

Most Dangerous Food

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. He says,
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed
most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks
corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-
term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we
all have eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in
the front row, raised his hand and said, "Wedding Cake?"

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