A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verifyhis age.
He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I’ll have to go home and come back later," he told her.
The woman instructed him, "Unbutton your shirt."
He follows her instructions revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me," and she processes his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She frowned and said, "You should have dropped your pants --you might have gotten disability, too."
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