1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following
Circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.
(d) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail
a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister
is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's
fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the
temperature is unsuitable.
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