January 26, 2008

Hookup in a Bar

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman sitting on a barstool.

He walks up behind her and says "Hi. How are you doing?"

Already having had a few drinks she turns around, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "Listen! I'll screw anyone, anywhere, anytime, your place, my place, it doesn't matter."

He says, "No kidding! I'm a lawyer too, what firm are you with?"

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