A guy goes to the Post Office to interview for a job. The interviewer asked him, "Are you a veteran?"
The guy says, " Why yes. In fact I served two terms in Vietnam."
"Good," says the interviewer, “That works in your favor. Do you have any service-related disabilities?"
The guy says, "In fact, I am 100% disabled. During a battle, an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me disabled, but I want you to know that it doesn't affect my ability to work."
"Sorry to hear about the damage, and all that, but I have some good news for you. I can hire you right now! Our working hours are 8 to 4. Come in about 10 and we'll get you started."
The vet asks, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you want me to come in at 10?"
"Well, here at the Post Office, we don't do anything but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two hours. No point in you coming in for that."
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