January 24, 2008

No Balls

A young woman was pulled over for speeding.

As the West Virginia State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, the woman said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the West Virginia State Police Ball."

He replied, "West Virginia State Troopers don't have balls."

There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said.

He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.

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