Pregnant

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed
her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the
drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that
the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a
Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished
man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps
out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation
but I will certainly take responsibility. I will pay all costs and
provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, two retail
stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank
account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory
and $2,000,000 each.”

The rich gentleman looks to the girls father and asks, “Have I
covered everything satisfactorily?”

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and asks, "If there should be a
miscarriage, you will give her another chance?”