Quit Drinking

A friend in the Seattle area sent us this story about a situation
with his wife. He writes …

She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit drinking.

Then I caught her spending $65.00 on make-up.

And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and not her.

She said she needed the make-up to look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back................