October 26, 2007

May I take the dog for a walk?

A little girl asked her Mother, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mom replies," No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage. "

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said she was in heat, and to come to you."

The child’s father sighs and says," Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent, and said," OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, her father asked, "Where's Belle?"

The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

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