Hillary and Bill Clinton and Al Gore die in a car accident and suddenly find themselves in heaven.
God addresses Al first. "Al, I need for you to tell me … what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come to understand that now."
God considers Al and his answer for a second and says, "OK, very good. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses Bubba. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but I've never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a second and says, "You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right."
God then addresses Hillary. "And Hillary, what do you believe in?"
Hillary says, "I believe you're in my chair."
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