The Louisiana State Police received reports of illegal cockfights being held around the outskirts of Shreveport and sent their best Cajun detective, Boudreaux, to investigate.
He reported back to his sergeant the next morning. "Dey is tree main groups in dis rooster fightin'" he began.
"Good work,” the sergeant said. “Who are they?"
He replied confidently, "de Texas Aggies, de Cajuns, and de Mafia."
Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?"
"Well," responded Boudreaux, "I went down and done seen dat rooster fight in person. I knowed dem Aggies was involved when a duck was entered in da fight."
The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that, but what about the others?"
The detective nodded knowingly, "Well, I knowed de Cajuns was involved when summbody bet on de duck."
"Ah," sighed the sergeant, "And how did you figure the Mafia was involved?"
"De duck won."
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