A very unattractive woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
With a big smile the Wal-Mart Greeter asks, "Are they twins?"
The ugly woman says, "No. He's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
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