A lady about eight months pregnant got on a bus and took a seat. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. Finally on her fourth move, the man burst out laughing.
She complained to the driver who radioed the police and the man was arrested.
The case came up in court and the judge asked the man (who was about age 20) what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this … When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her pregnant condition. She sat under a sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Sloan's Liniment will reduce the swelling" and I had to smile.
She moved a third time and placed herself under a sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick" and I could hardly contain myself.
But your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident, . . . I just lost it."
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