A woman goes into a bar and sees a handsome cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. She can't stop staring because the cowboy has the biggest feet she's ever seen. After giving it some thought the woman finally gets up the nerve and asks him if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy winks and says, "Sure is. Why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"
The woman figures she has nothing to lose and takes him up on the offer.
The next day she walks into the bar and finds her cowboy sitting at the same table and hands him a $100 bill.
Blushing, he says, "I'm flattered, ma'am. Nobody has ever paid me for my services before."
To this the woman replies, "Well, don't be. Take this money and buy yourself some boots that fit!"
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